Page Report #4

Calisthenics supremacy, connoisseurship, Breathewave update, Volufiline eye cream, I love seeing rhode shine

I tried a lot of products this week and the friend group flexed in the paper of record.

• Jacked made it to the NYTimes. Will write a post at some point about how calisthenics was the one of the things that led me into sicko territory (if people are interested?) but right now I want to shout out Jack and the whole group for being my physical trainers and emotional therapists. Went hard at Tompkins for several years. Now Jack lives in LA and I haven’t been home in NYC much lately myself, but if I were I’d go to the Snake Super Health version of this that happens periodically. Sami is right about everything but mostly that health is simple, not easy. Calisthenics is simple, hard as hell, you won’t be able to walk the next day, you will have a different body within weeks.

• I was honored to contribute to both Health Gossip and S.P.A. this week. To me, this is the purpose of Substack — people's vast knowledge of niche interests. It’s called connoisseurship. I’m not here to continue reading about the latest shoe.

Below: my Breathewave update, eye creams, non-stinging plumpers, SPF, a caffeine cream mask