Self Involved

Self Involved

Page Report #11

My face freaked out, the best lymphatic massage in NY, another self-tanner if you can believe it.

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Alexis Page
Aug 06, 2026
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A recurring question I get asked is “Doesn’t your skin freak out from trying things all the time?” The general answer is: no. I’ve developed a sixth sense for understanding what will set it off and have a finely tuned, decades-long system of how I product test. But inevitably, I face consequences once a year, and last week was that week. We’re moving on.

Below: two things that everyone will recommend for your freak out that do not work for me, what does actually work for me, the best lymphatic massage in NY, I continue to watch the self-tanner space, Cassandra graciously does us all a favor.

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